This needs no further introduction, so without further ado:
“I’m not gonna let these people just make fun of me and bring me in here and make me out to be some kind of clown, like (SCREAMING) AHHHHH IT’S TRIGGLYPUFF!!!! LIKE TRIIIGLLLY!!!”
“like it’s not even funny, like I’m so sick And Tired (SCREAMING AGAIN) OF ALL THE HATE!!!! LIKE I’M NOT EVEN FAT!!! I’M SKINNY CHALLENGED!!!!!!” (sound trails off as she begins sobbing.)
“I feel like I’ve been set up. I can read their thoughts, like I can already tell what they’re thinking.”
“Which Law School did you go to Miss? Uh Sommers?”
“The BEST one!” I went to the top one. That’s which one mister!”
“Okay, thank you Miss.”
“You can call me counselor”
“THAT’S MY FUCKING ATTORNEY AND IF YOU’RE GOING TO DISREPSECT HER AND BE LIKE ALL PATRIARCHAL…”
Then “lawyer” Suzanne lists individuals Cora/Trigglypuff is suing.
This has to be a parody.
Now for the real video?